Episode #369: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Episode Notes
Squidman was faking his injuries! And now he's going on the run. Poor Mrs Squidman... what's a mother to do?
Also, if Mr Golightly was defenestrated, then Squidman was refenestrated! :-D
Transcript
- Panel 1: Mrs Squidman's house. Squidman is in a wheelchair with his arm and leg in plaster casts.
- Semaphore:
- And so, Mrs Squidman, under the circumstances, the Nobikini Police force are not pressing charges for the defenestration of Mr Golightly.
- Mrs Squidman:
- Oh, that is a relief, officer.
- I was so worried.
- Who would look after my little Squiddikins if I was incarcerated?
- Panel 2:
- Squidman:
- Did ennywun evah find 'is body?
- Semaphore:
- No, we think he might still be alive somewhere.
- Panel 3:
- Semaphore:
- Well, goodbye Mrs Squidman.
- Mrs Squidman:
- Take care officer!
- Semaphore:
- Squiddikins, I'll be seeing you with regard to the 'job' when you've fully recovered!
- Squidman:
- Eeep!
- Panel 4:
- Squidman:
- 'As 'e gone?
- Mrs Squidman:
- He's just driven away, Squiddikins.
- Panel 5: Squidman has got out of the wheelchair and is no longer wearing plaster casts on his arm and leg!
- Squidman:
- Good, those casts were really itchy!
- Mrs Squidman:
- Oh, Squiddikins, you're healed, it's a miracle!
- Squidman:
- {{Sigh}} No mum, it's fake plaster casts, I only sprained meself wen I was re-fenestrated!
- Panel 6:
- Squidman:
- I now 'ave th' Contralto family, th' Space Police, an' tha' lunatic Golightly bloke after me, so I fink… tha's me cue t' scarper!
- I dunno wen or if I'll be back, mum, so… don' wait up.
- Mrs Squidman:
- Oh, Squiddikins, be sure to wrap-up warm and eat at least one proper meal everyday!
- {{Sniff}}